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The Mints of the Gods by JazzlasterBoris The Mints of the Gods by JazzlasterBoris
...And then he ate his own shoes.

EDIT: Dammit. Now this is pointless.

All of you sit and spin.
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:iconnagneto:
Nagneto Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
Help, this man is drowning!
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:iconfuckingyouth:
FuckingYouth Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I lold hard! Thank you.
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012
You're welcome. Goodbye. Don't come back.
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:iconmaluka:
maluka Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2010
SUAHHUSAHUSUHSAUHSAUH XD

that was really funny!
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2010
I don't know what you are saying to me.
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:iconmaluka:
maluka Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010
the, shuashsuahs was just a laugh i.i
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2010
Sounds more like cardiac arrest.
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:iconmaluka:
maluka Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010
maybe
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010
I hope so.
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:iconnmeoo:
nmeoo Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2010
LOL
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010
Lovely.
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:icontisbutascratch:
TisButAScratch Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
This made me teary-eyed.
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
Not as much as him. Racist.
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:iconsweetkitty22:
Sweetkitty22 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
I love this XD
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
He doesn't.

He's poor.

How do you feel about that?
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:iconsweetkitty22:
Sweetkitty22 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
Hmm... I feel he shouldn't be stealing! >:O
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
He must to survive.
Racist.
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:iconsweetkitty22:
Sweetkitty22 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
Wha- I'm not racist! I'm... behaviour-ist.
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2010
WELL THAT'S NO BETTER NOW IS IT.
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:iconsweetkitty22:
Sweetkitty22 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2010
SO MUCH BETTER.
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:iconxdawg:
xdawg Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Student Interface Designer
Brilliant! I think your gonna be a 1.5k richer very soon!
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
It's not that I'm looking forward to.

It's the 180 rolls of Mentos I will dine on for many weeks after the fact!
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:iconxdawg:
xdawg Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Student Interface Designer
yeah, and sugar is @ the top of the food pyramid, which is the best!
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
Of course.
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:iconstarrelly-chan:
starrelly-chan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010
that mentos in his hand maeks him all the mroe secksier.
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010
You don't know what you're talkin' about, daddy!
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:iconwho-asked-you122:
who-asked-you122 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
i dont get it. it's a really poor guy with soap in his pocket and mentos?
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
What are you, twelve?
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:iconwho-asked-you122:
who-asked-you122 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
17. Are you gonna tell me or not?
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
Why should I? You clearly aren't my target audience. What are you even doing here? Get out.
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:iconwho-asked-you122:
who-asked-you122 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
why the hell are you such a duchebag? i just asked a question and you wanna be a condescending ass-hole.
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
Well, it was you who asked a stupid question.

What exactly do you not get about this? What I'm saying is that Mentos does nothing to improve your life, and that this contest is one big promotional ransacking created by a bunch of dopes that don't want to hire an actual artist or come up with any jokes of their own.

Get out.
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:iconwho-asked-you122:
who-asked-you122 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
everyone already knows that mentos are just candy and that the contest was meant to be fun.

it's not obvious when your entry is surrounded by entries that embracing the contest and enjoying the concept on mentos making life more fun or whatever. You could have at least put that in the artists comments.

pull that stick outa your ass, why don't ya?
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
Does "fun" usually involve a 10-paragraph possession warranty?

If it does, I am worried for what you're doing with your free time, Webster.
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:iconthe-banderlog:
The-Banderlog Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2010
Best entry. Hands down.
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
...Or one hand up, clutching a Mentos.
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:iconthe-math-magician:
the-math-magician Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2010
It gained him the use of his left hand!
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2010
Yes, so now, he can perform the ultimate strategy of the homeless man: The Double-Palm Beggar Stance! A legendary tactic with such a desperate and degenerated look to it, even the most snooty and elitist of Inner City rich people will dole out their tax dollars!

Thanks, mentos!
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:iconthe-math-magician:
the-math-magician Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010
Sadly, all the money he earns just goes towards mentos. It's a vicious cycle.
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
That's what you get when you're poor and you sell your soul to a big-name company.
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:iconchibi-esque:
chibi-esque Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
lol :lol:
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2010
No.
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:iconjones101:
Jones101 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I loved this and I laughed so hard :la:So true :la:
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
Almost...too true.
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:iconjones101:
Jones101 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Yeps
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:iconjwiesner:
JWiesner Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
This is HILARIOUS. I laughed so hard you have no idea. Awesome (and true)! :D
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:iconjazzlasterboris:
JazzlasterBoris Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
Hells yes.
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:iconxbam99x:
xBAM99x Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
hahahahaha :la:
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